It doesn’t matter where you are, in the jungle or the desert or on the moon. However lost you might feel, you’ll never really be lost, because I will always be here and I will always come and find you, every single time.

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

tygridia:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

this is not the start of something new

“Who is your first choice to babysit your child?”

Ron, you don’t suppose this is going to be like… real wizards chess, do you?

Yes Hermione. I think this is gonna be exactly like wizards chess.

thgseries:

I think selena was telling us to just storm MTV headquarters and go get it